Sunday, September 17, 2006

Nope, They Don't Look Good On You, Either.

Skinny Jeans.

Like I said, No... they don't look good on you.

I can tell you that most people on this planet DON'T look good in skinny jeans.

Know why?

Cause they dont look like this:

It's true. And you know why you don't like this? Because you eat food, and you don't do cocaine...

If you happen to be one of those few and proud skinny jean wearers who is female, then good on you. I think it's great. Audrey got away with them, maybe you can too. I still don't like them, but if you look great in them, I'm excited for you.

And now for you men...

You don't look good in them.

I'm not talking about the nice fitted jeans. I'm talking about the I-can-see-your-butt-crack jeans.

These jeans. But the thing is, even this picture doesn't show how truly and genuinely BAD they look. I can't say it enough. Just don't wear them. If you are expressing yourself, I'm glad for you, but please don't express yourself by way of butt-crack-cleavage and muffin-top making jeans.

I'm not saying that ya can't wear 'em. I'm just saying that in the end, wear what looks good on you, and what you find comfortable. I'm inclined to think that these jeans are not the comfiest craze ever, and let's keep in mind that they are a craze... even for the emo kids.

That is all, rant over.


melissa o said...

Boys are not supposed to look like they have hips like that...EW!

I will admit - if I coud find a pair of skinny jeans to fit my over-weight bum in - I would because I LOVE the leather-boot-over-skinny-jeans look.

jules said...

the skinny jeans are so "in" here that its making me ill. and its so true, only about 1 in 100 people actually pull them off... p.s. is poor excuse. im sorry...

Whitney C. said...

Hi Claire, it's Whitney. No, the other Whitney ;)
Umm... I *heart* my skinny jeans!!! I'm not skinny, either, but they just happen to look super cute on me. I didn't think they would, but, they do. And they show off cute shoes so much better than bootlegs or flare cut.