Steven Baldwin.

Steven Baldwin has now become my excuse for everything. Just try using him- see what happens! Here are some examples:

I saw Steven Baldwin the other day and then I stubbed my toe.

I saw Steven Baldwin and I lost my marbles.

I saw Steven Baldwin and then I shaved my head.

I saw Steven Baldwin and subsequently failed my finals.

I saw Steven Baldwin last week and then found out my milk was spoiled.

I saw Steven Baldwin and then realized I did the wrong assignment for class.

I saw Steven Baldwin and lost my job.

I saw Steven Baldwin, crashed my car, and then realized I didn't have insurance.

I saw Steven Baldwin and my flight was cancelled.

I saw Steven Baldwin and the yellow line took forever to come!

I saw Steven Baldwin and then had to dodge a bum peeing on the sidewalk!

I saw Steven Baldwin and the temperature dropped 6 degrees.

I saw Steven Baldwin on Friday and then got food poisoning.

.....see? It works so seemlessly! So purely! So dauntlessly!

Let it spread like wildfire!!!